My horoscope for the day reads:
You find yourself on the fence about a few of today's decisions - probably saying "maybe"a lot. Jack Johnson was right when he famously sang, "It seems to me that maybe pretty much always means no."
Are you fucking kidding me? Jack Johnson? He "famously" sang anything? Whose "famous" lyrics are going to provide context for my life tomorrow? Lifeboat? Michelle Branch?
This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever encountered in a horoscope. I'm tempted never to read one again (not strongly tempted, I generally get off on my horoscope - Leo horoscopes are usually pretty cool. It's a good sign!).
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