Confession

Probably not too surprising, but I love crappy gossip magazines. Specifically In Touch Weekly. I'm honestly not sure anything could be more mindlessly entertaining. Watching VH1's Awesomely Bad series requires more focus and attention than settling in with In Touch Weekly.

This week, I encounted the greatest freakin' quote I've ever read, courtesy of former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter.

Nick tells In Touch that the Backstreet Boys plan to have a new album out by the end of the year. "And I also want to work with the United Nations to help the great apes and the coral reefs," he adds.


I can't decided if this is the most brilliant or most retarded statement ever made.