Cuter Pet

Back in the day my cat was pretty damn cute. As old age has set in, though, her whiskers are sagging, her eyes are losing some of their shine, and her fur has gotten a little patchy. I wish I could say that I love her regardless, but I'm far too shallow for that.

Thank God for the Cuter Pet Cosmetic Surgery Clinic!

Perhaps after extensive cosmetic enhancement, she will once again be worthy of my love.